Note: This is a joke, I was feeling goofy. I know how the female menstruation cycle really works.
Every month.... something happens inside a female's body.
That's right. KIDNEY FIGHTS. The hormones in a girl's body makes them extremely moody. And if the person is moody, the kidneys are moody. So they have to let out their anger and moody-ness on each other.
And kidneys are known to be extremely violent when provoked. Especially towards each other.
And they have an epic nonstop fight that lasts from 3 days to a week.
When a kidney is wounded, the body experiences cramps.
The wounds cause the kidneys to bleed excessively, and the blood is drained out through the vajayjay.
So thats why girls bleed from their hootchies. But what can be used to help?
This is where pads and tampons and those cramp pills come in.
- Pads pick up and absorb the spilled blood. But they don't stop the fighting.
- Tampons act as a wall between the disputants.
- Cramp pills emit smooth music that calms the kidneys.
- Cramp pills and tampons together is the most powerful combination because it stops them from fighting and calms them down.
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